Boofing

SomuTana Mongeau said that Shane Dawson doesn’t understand

Tana: ew i get so emotional leaving shane & ryland & morgan i love them so much oof :’( my favorite humans

Also Tana: and I boof-

Shane: I just had to ask Siri what “boofing” was after Tana left my house.

by Tana’s dick June 17, 2019

Bobbing for Crapples

This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.

Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.

Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?

Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.

by Stoney69 June 19, 2019

Boofing

The form of, being chill or playing it cool.

Chris: Yo, I was boofing while Sarah’s fine ass was walking by.

Sebastian: Nice

by MERC157 July 8, 2019

Boofing

Smelling like shit/tuna/fish, just horrible in general

That girl was cute af and she was so thicc that her ass clapped when she walked but she was BOOFIN

She sits at the back of homeroom and whenever we get back to homeroom that shit be BOOFING.

by thesykeoh August 4, 2019

Boofing

Animal cannibalism

Feeding cows beef etc I’m boofing with animals

by Good🎈 September 14, 2019

boofing

to smoke/abuse methamphetamine ; blowing a huge cloud of smoke

those tweakers over there are boofing it, lets get the fuck out of here.

by forealsies September 19, 2019

Bobbing for farts

The act of flatuating while your lower half of the body is submerged underwater and catching the air bubbles in your mouth as they pop at the surface.

Yeah cake farts are cool, but have you ever tried bobbing for farts? My Uncle Jeremy showed me this game at our annual fundraiser 'Pool Party for the Poor'. I recommend eating sauerkraut beforehand to build the natural gasses in your body and for best taste results.

by lenny potatochips October 30, 2019