a sensation of cold accompanied by shivering related to arousal during physical contact and blood rush to the sexual organs resulting in a half chub. Unrelated to cold chills or fear based chills.
Dude, she was rubbing my cock in the coffee shop and gave me boner chills. I almost knocked over the coffee with my half chub.
by SexDr69 October 10, 2017
Get the Boner Chillsmug. Jim: "dude, soooo bored. what should we do tonight?"
Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"
Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"
Kaleigh: "oh bro, i just had a throbbing blue vein thought boner!, We should do (insert rock hard idea here)!"
Jim: "Brap Brrrap! Let's do!"
by Donkey Bear January 8, 2011
Get the Thought Bonermug. A disapproval boner is what old, judgmental people get when they see something sexualized that was produced for the consumption of a younger audience. Clearly a sign of intense self-loathing.
As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.
As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.
"Bill O'Reilly probably ran that sexy Beyonce B-roll in order to bring some much-needed disapproval boners to his aging audience."
by Yes, *that* Essence May 2, 2014
Get the Disapproval Bonermug. When a girl is so hot that you spend most of your sexual thoughts focused on her, leading to a massive erection that seems to almost never go away, she has given you the eternal boner.
Guy 1: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about Anna. She's so hot, bro."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
by Bear Master November 2, 2013
Get the eternal bonermug. A woman who likes the dick so much that she will do anything for it, leaving her man in complete control, just a puppeteer's hand controls a puppet.
by bonerpuppetpatrol July 12, 2017
Get the boner puppetmug. by Putang puncher May 24, 2016
Get the Boner painmug. A crease around the crotch area in your pants/shorts, ect. that makes you appear to have a boner when you don't actually have one.
Tim: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jeff: Oh, that's just a boner crease!
Jeff: Oh, that's just a boner crease!
by CaptainCatLoaf June 2, 2015
Get the Boner Creasemug.