beelf

Having little intellegence or grammar skills.

jedikight is a stupid beelf

by DarkCow February 3, 2004

Amelia Bedelia Earhart

Ferret-faced creeper. Most likely female. An Amelia's odor permeates from it cage into all air surrounding it, pervading into even the deepest corners. Owner often a Tommy.

Did that buttslut forget to clean Amelia Bedelia Earhart's feces again? Great...

by The Cat Wonder January 19, 2009

bageling

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.

"Hey man, wanna go bageling tonight?"

by retsamevals February 15, 2013

Bagel

a jewish kid being the coolest in school who is the master gamer

all jews can be bagels in the school when other people arent

by mgcearth June 19, 2006

beeling

To bleed from ones nose before having sex with a mates mum.
It is also a hybrid insult:
"RODNEY YA BEELING EJIT"

For example, before trying to seduce your best friends mother ones nose will suddenly start bleeding, known simply as beeling. Quite inconvenient.

by rare August 16, 2003

bagel

vagina

I'm gon spread my spread all over yo bagel.

by spread man January 17, 2010

baby cunt bagel

a word used only when ppl go apeshit at esperanza high

I threw a carrot at him and he called me a baby cunt bagel

by toastson November 19, 2007