blacks beach

It's a pretty nice beach right by UCSD, across Muir college.

They say that it's a world-renowned surf spot, but i think it's all right (I'm from Hawaii, so i'm spoiled by the warm water + hot chicks in bikinis).

Waves are usually better in the morning compared to afternoon.

There are several entrances to blacks (because it's a couple miles long until reaching Del Mar beach).

Contrary to popular belief, the beach itself is not a nudist beach; there's a designated part where being nude is legal.

me - 'ey, let's go surfing at blacks beach this afternoon
my friend - naww man, waves are better in the morning.
me - fu, it's fuking cold in the morning.

My friend - dude, i surf butt naked today at blacks!
me - wtf? i have never seen anyone do that
my friend - at the nudist part mang.
me - oh~. i'll try it later when it gets warm.

by Korean surfer dude November 3, 2009

the Mr. Beach

during sex, when a man with a prominent beard takes his beard and rubs it all over and in a girls pussy, sometimes transferring crabs.

Man... Ms.Beach looks like she got the Mr. Beach last night..

by Pants.. February 15, 2007

Beach

Term used in the Great Lakes, midwest and North Carolina for the shore or place that meets the ocean .

See shore for New Jersey and New England

See coast for the Southeast

See sea for England

See surf for California and North Carolina

I drove 17 hours from Chicago to go to the beach in North Carolina.

by BellaVistaBambina September 23, 2009

sex on the beach

To cause great astonishment

Remarkable, outstanding, superb

Oh my goodness, that was sex on the beach!

by theroot32 March 29, 2004

Beached Whale

A beached whale is a piece of poop so large that it leaves the water of the toilet. This usually leaves a mark as well because the poop touches directly onto the dry part of the toilet. It can often be bragged about between guys. However, girls will not be impressed by the feat of a beached whale and will most likely result in her not wanting to have sex with you.

Guy 1: Dude, I left I huge beached whale in the toilet yesterday. It was like the third one of my whole life.

Guy 2: Awesome, you should have taken a picture.

Guy: Hey, I have a picture of the beached whale I left in the toilet yesterday. Do you want to see it?

Girl: Ew, you're disgusting. I will never have sex with you.

by tehsheriff May 25, 2009

beach whale rescue team

N. When one of your friends takes a fat girl home and rescues her from virginity. Most of the whales can rely on a black male to get the job done, because they like big asses and they will make her happy with an anaconda that will give her a kid, that he won't support. Normally anyone with any standards will not get near a good year blimp unless they are drunk, but for those of us who want to fuck something we can see through binoculars, will avoid joining this team. The team helps fat chicks get laid and they help us get one hell of a blowjob that we won't tell anyone because if so than they will ask if she bought dinner.

Aaron: Hey Jason I hear you part of the beach whale rescue team.
Jason: What do you mean?
Aaron: That whale I saw you kissing on last night in the corner to where no one could see you.
Jason: Yea man, but fuck you she gave good head and gave me breakfast, before I disappeared out the back door.
Aaron: Why did you choose to rescue her?
Jason: I was drunk and needed a slut buster.

by syn0psys- September 21, 2011

Huntington Beach

Known as the Florida of California. Fontana by the Sea. Home of the Trumpster Karen.

Stole their slogan “Surf City” from Santa Cruz, CA.

I’m going to head to Huntington Beach this weekend and knock over some porta potties bruh.

by Tippy Doodleson May 11, 2020