Head Beard

The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.

Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!

by Francii22 December 5, 2010

Skin Beard

The not-so-legendary pirate & gay cousin of Black Beard. Known for his love of the white frothy seas, Skin Beard is renowned for his looks - The scrotum chin, unbound by the traditional beard.

Bro #1 - Does that man have a...Ball sack for a chin?

Bro #2 - Muthafucka, that's Skin Beard. Don't say anything in front of him though, he's sensitive about it.

by Dracotic January 22, 2011

Grizzly Beard

A beard that is long and scruffy as hell kind of like the fur off a grizzly beard.

Bro 1: "Dude, shave, Movember is over"

Bro 2: "No I'm trying to grow a grizzly beard!"

by BeAnBeAn August 28, 2013

neck beard percentage

The percentage of people in a given group with neck beard features, both physical and psychological

I walked in the door, but left as soon as I saw the high neck beard percentage in the room.

by Garlic or Something May 24, 2014

Anal beads

Mommy look I found these marbles! That's great honey now can you give them to me mommy is going to the bathroom for 2 hours

Anal beads marbles

by LiquidChicken aka RIKU WARREN September 26, 2017

anal beads

beads you stick up your anal (asshole) for pleasure and they have round balls attached to it

Her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
Him: Not right now use the anal beads.

by daisoanal November 17, 2020

double beard

haylor

person a: taylor swift is gay as fuck
person b: so is harry styles
person a: double beard man

by oned1r3t10n January 19, 2021