A bar where choches (plural of choch) hang-out. You will find men there that think that they are too good for females as well as ones that are preppy, fratty, and into themselves. Choches also tend to wear bubble shirts.
Some out-of-town hotties from Ohio were partying in Chicago for the first time and were looking to meet up with some guys, although they didn't want to go because the dudes were at a choch bar.
by Felds September 16, 2008
Get the choch barmug. Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.
"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
Get the parallel barsmug. (adj) - to have an aversion to a specific pub, tavern or discoteque dur to a previous bad or traumatic experience at said location.
"should we go to club 5? i feel like gay-dancing."
"nah, man, last time we went there I got man-molested on the dance floor and hit on by a guy older than my dad. I'm totally bar-scarred."
"nah, man, last time we went there I got man-molested on the dance floor and hit on by a guy older than my dad. I'm totally bar-scarred."
by Weslynn July 4, 2009
Get the bar-scarredmug. by cinnamonteal December 27, 2010
Get the Fudge Barmug. A bar that you hang on to with both hands when your peer screws you so bad up the ass during shift change.
I had to use the slammy bar everyday this week because slammy Tammy keeps shoving it up my ass with bullshit !!
by Clamer August 7, 2017
Get the slammy barmug. by djcribage November 1, 2008
Get the bar-jmug. "You'll need all your bar-jitsu to get served here"
by pbkemp April 9, 2009
Get the Bar-Jitsumug.