Barney Gumbled

To end up so drunk you seem like your imitating Barney Gumble from the Simpsons.

Bob "wanna hit the town for a few tonight?"

Dave " Yeah lets get completely Barney Gumbled!"

by fishphoenix June 28, 2011

Byrned out

A state of burn-out suffered by the partners of David Byrne fans who think he’s funny for a couple of years but then only tolerate him out of love.

“If Bottom plays Little Creatures one more time I am going to get Byrned out.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq June 29, 2011

Burned 'em with truth

When you
a - win an argument with a nimble-witted reponse with a fact
b - destroy someones opinion with a fact
c - shock someone with undeniable truth

A: She insisted she was no slut and said she hadn't slept with that many. He just gave her the exact damn number.
She ran out crying
B: damn bro, he burned 'em with truth

by tejoehar July 6, 2011

Barney

A school director sent from hell whose hobby is to procrastinate and hide in her cave. She is also a compulsive liar, so beware.

Student 1: Hoy, ga ano ka da? (Hey, what are you doing?)
Student 2: Gahulat kay Barney, pa pirma ko tani promi ko(I'm waiting for Barney, so that she can sign my promissory note.)
Student 1: Haha, di nlng mig. busy sya kuno. di ma distorbo (Haha, there's no need friend. You cannot disturb her, she's busy.

by ihatebarney August 2, 2011

Barney Juice

When a female has contracted the Blue Waffle has her period, and the combination of fluids mix to create a thick, lumpy, purple cocktail.

"Grandma always has some Barney Juice in the fridge, but I can never find it to buy from the supermarket; I wonder how she gets it.."

by I'm a Walrus. September 4, 2011

Baroned

When you are statistically far ahead in any event, game of chance with victory in sight and ultimately end up losing in an inconceivable fashion.

I got dealt Kings deep in the money and lost to an runner wheel after being Baroned.

19 minutes into a game, we told them gg kids, 30 minutes later, we got Baroned.

by madDanD November 12, 2012

barndog

A barndog is another word for an ecstasy tablet

I like taking barndogs.
Do you have any barndogs?
I've had too many barndogs.
Would you like to half a barndog with me?

by Minimallo June 5, 2016