The ohio butthole tickling bandit is a buff black man who tickles your butthole when you are in ohio, he uses a technique that makes you liquid shit all over his hand and he then takes your credit card and checks how much you blazed. if you have at least one case of blazing he will tickle your butthole until you shit out not only your dick, but your balls. and then makes you attracted to minors, play genshin impact on the toilet, and lose all memories of a father and mother.
Patricia: never go to Ohio!
Why?
Patricia: The ohio butthole tickling bandit is on the loose! And we both know that we blaze every week
Why?
Patricia: The ohio butthole tickling bandit is on the loose! And we both know that we blaze every week
by MonkeyFucker9000 February 17, 2023
I had a great One armed Mexican bandit last night. Might have used too much chilli though my cock's still glowing!
by Buuung November 20, 2014
A man who runs up to Ohio people and tickles their butthole with a technique that makes them shit everywhere, he then tastes the shit and decides if you blaze or not, if you do, he’ll call the police on you, watch out there in Ohio or you’ll be next!
by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 05, 2022
a bald black man who waits at seven eleven bathrooms and tickles anyone who plays genshin impact and removes any trace of having a father figure and makes them attracted to children.
hey Jerry i heard EPD was made because he got tickled by the ohio butthole tickling bandit after playing genshin
by booty_mcanus_3001 December 11, 2022
When you dip your balls in chocolate and place them over someone's eyes, so that when you move your balls away it looks like they are wearing a bandit mask made of chocolate.
Jim had passed out at the party before the chocolate fountain had run out, so Danny took out his balls and gave Jim a chocolate teabag bandit mask.
by Chewbacca Bears September 05, 2006
An extremely ugly slam hound that should be avoided at all cost, who has a jacked up face and grill!
I cant believe you hooked up with that Cross eyed bandit!! Shes
's Busted, what where you thinking.. (puking noise being made)
Also you may abbreviate Cross Eyed bandit.. C. EYE B. (pronounced CIB)
's Busted, what where you thinking.. (puking noise being made)
Also you may abbreviate Cross Eyed bandit.. C. EYE B. (pronounced CIB)
by R.L. Kinney October 16, 2006
A band that is pretty good. But they're defitintely not punk coz if you look at the lyrics to some of their songs, they're expressin themselves, so they're what you call emo. And nothing's wrong with Emo.
by Arley567 April 11, 2004