British primary school

The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms

*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*

by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023

British thugs

British thugs are commonly found in north Western Europe and love tea, crumpets, and broken disgusting teeth. One example of this is Hudson William dire Whoretown, who perfectly is described by this description.

There’s to many British thugs in this area!

by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 29, 2024

Sneaky British

The act of driving on the left side of the road at night with all lights turned off in and outside the car.

Last night was a blast! We did a sneaky british on the way home.

by Jessica Sanchez September 22, 2022

British School of Tirana

The worst place to study or work at. Synonym of a shit hole.

A: Hey where's your new job at?
B: British school of Tirana
A: Shit was the morgue not hiring?

by Mokky1983 August 12, 2022

British

Let’s get some thing cleared up;
We don’t always drink tea and we don’t constantly meet the queen.

Not everyone is posh either ok got that ok goof
Right here’s an example:

Is he British?

by Hdhdislwlsjdbejjxhs March 9, 2023

Southern British

Emily, "do you think that people on the Southern end of Great Britain have a different accent than those in the north, you know 'beef'."

No i think Emily has much more of a Southern British than a northern one.

by BenIsBigGay December 9, 2019

British Pipeline

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.

Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!

by Depressed Male July 30, 2017