boring shit

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored

bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning

by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010

Boxing

Going Down on a skinny white chick.

Did you see where Dante went?

-Yeah he just peaced with that white girl

Oh shit, he's boxing tonight.

by Dante C.K December 16, 2010

kill me now this is boring

im so fricken bored i have nothing better to do.

also means vagina.
not really.

dirrrrtyyyy?

school sucks major ass, kill me now this is boring.

by 4player May 27, 2008

Boofing

A preventative measure to aid in combating the covid-19 virus by inserting medicines (Flintstone gummies) into your rectal cavity.

My buddy Josh P. caught the Rona, and just boofed a bunch of Flintstone vitamins. Now he trains jiu jitsu, and lives a normal life (outside of his boofing addiction)

by Wynona breeden July 29, 2020

Power Boxing

When a couple of friends go and shut off the power to someone's house using the power box on the outside. Hence the name "power boxing".

We went power boxing last night. We turned off the power of almost every house on Billy-bob's street.

by WhoaaBro July 20, 2011

T-boning

When one man rams his penis into the penis of another man at a 90-degree angle.

Jeff and I got really hot last night. We were totally t-boning by the fire.

by whcgonzo November 8, 2011

boinga

When your tee- shirt is too tight and you either

A) have someone pull your shirt as you walk away.

B) Put your shirt over your knees sitting with your knees up to your chest or indian style.

(my mom made this up)

Can you Boinga my shirt, it's too tight on me.

by Urban Exxplorer July 24, 2010