roach boat

After smoking a blunt down to a roach. Then burn a hole in a water bottle to use it as a bowl/bong

Person 1:Dude lets make a roach boat
person 2: yeeaa lets do it everyone knows roach boats get u stoned

by lil mogil October 12, 2013

Vermilion Boat Cover

Vermilion is a Native American word for red clay used to make paints. The town bearing this name in Ohio is historicaly nautical.

A Vermilion Boat Cover is a used condom showing signs of a chick on the rag.

Matt: Did you see that nasty vermilion boat cover in the corner of the bathroom?
Grant: That's what that was?! I thought it was a gusher...so I ate it! Didn't taste bad, though.

by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014

vagina boat

When a woman's pussy is so wet that her clit floats in her pussy juice. Therefore forming a vagina boat.

"Bro, she had a vagina boat in Las Vegas."

by The Thomas/Tommy November 2, 2015

Meat Boat

A big, long, perfectly formed poop.

"Look, I launched a meat boat! It's set sail!"

by Waxbean2000 July 12, 2017

Yard Boat Sex

When the kids won't leave the goddamn house, and the only place to get rocks off with the old lady is in the boat your uncle gave you parked in the yard.

Yo man, Jane wanted to shag earlier but the kids were home. So we had us some yard boat sex.

by Pier Nauti September 30, 2018

pub boat

The Concept of a pub that is also a boat in the middle of a road in leeds

Hey Terry you coming pub boat later to watch the footy.

by Pat burglar April 3, 2019

Fug Boat

A person who isn’t easy on the eyes.

“This guy I’m talking to on Hinge says his roommate is single. Should we go on a double date?”

“Ask him to send a pic, I’m not getting stuck at dinner with a fug boat.”

by Meeka2493 January 30, 2021