Blonde moment

An act of doing something really stupid

Halley: omg you won’t belive what I just did

Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second

Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment

by BerscansoTheDuck June 9, 2018

Blonde Card

When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.

Barbara is pulling the blonde card again.

by dtill April 12, 2023

Blonde Jokes

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?

Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2020

Dumb Blonde

A natural blonde who is not so bright. Can barely spell and doesn't even know the definition of dumb blonde

"Wow, skye is such a dumb blonde, she cant even spell blonde!"

by PinkHairedLooser May 12, 2021

fiery blonde

A hair color that looks like the shades of fire🔥. It is an unofficial subset of strawberry blonde, and one of the rarest hair colors.

My girlfriend dyed her hair fiery blonde, so people would discern her fire personality.

by UraniumCM February 28, 2022

Illegally blonde

Not me

I am not illegally blonde

by _Legallyblonde_ July 22, 2019

Freckled blonde

A sparkling wine cocktail created by Paul Hahn for Peju Province Winery, consisting of 1 part late harvest orange muscat, 2 parts sparkling blanc de blancs, and one wedge of cara cara orange. Serve chilled in a champagne flute.

A mimosa is nice, but a Freckled Blonde is fantastic!

by HahnSoloFTW April 24, 2017