Golden bat

The bat your wife keeps deep in the back of the closet,when you come back home after being caught cheating,she will take it out from time to time and beat you with it,this life of bat is intefinate

A magical bat you wife takes out at any time to beat you over past actions, Hence the golden bat

by the man who gets the bat March 17, 2014

bat flip

a exclamation someone would say after an awesome action to themselves

Person 1: Bruh I'm screwed for this test
Person 2: Yo I aced that shit. *under breath: bat flip*

by 123432212 March 1, 2017

Batting for Darrington

Lesbian. Used by fans of The Archers radio soap.

She is definitely batting for Darrington.

by Oldlozzer October 28, 2014

Half a bat

Is used when a charver is going to hit you lightly, not with their full potential.....e.g half a punch.

1)ere' if ya dont shut up ill give ya half a bat.

2) Half a bat ull go down twice

by Hormoaning October 17, 2003

Bat Signal

refers to the children's character ‘The Bat Man’, a strong gentleman who fights crime nocturnally

So I guess I'm here to send out the Bat Signal.

by derry_murbles June 29, 2017

fury bat

A phat wank usually following something that has made you angry. A fury bat is also done extremely fast, as it mimics the use of a stress ball for example.

"Man i'm angry as a dog.. Im gonna go have a huge fury bat!"

"Dude, you shoulda seen me last night at the gath.. I hell flopped it out and had a mass fury bat around the fire!"

by The_Jizz_Factor July 14, 2007

Bat in the cave

When u gotta poop and you feel it coming out and have to rush to the toilet to release the beast! LOL!

I give this definition credit to my good PAL kelly h.
"Kelly has a Bat in the Cave and needs to get it out fast before it flies out" lol, i dunno!

by B-Dizzle November 1, 2004