by awkkkk May 17, 2011
Get the thats awkward mug.The male or female partner of a large breasted (usually) woman who has above average incapabilities of dealing with social situations.
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"Why did you leave so early?"
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"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
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"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
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"Why did you leave so early?"
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"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
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"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
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"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"
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An awkward situation when one person goes behind another and slowly pats the person's chest, like a butterfly's wings.
by weirdancingirl December 26, 2009
Get the Awkward butterfly mug.An immense amount of awkwardness; equivalent to perhaps sleeping with someone and then killing their parents, having to meet with them over coffee for a lab report the next day; or your wife and your mistress meeting and getting to be good friends, and wanting to have a threesome with you, neither knowing the history of the other with you.
"I had to work with my ex-wife the other day on a work project...and then I was forced to be her euchre partner later."
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"Wow that must have been an awkwardtropolis kinda day!"
by CaYo October 3, 2005
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me and my friends were walking down the street with drinks in our hands... there was an awkward silence so i completeled and awkward turkey...
by Torey Cranston July 2, 2007
Get the awkward turkey mug.its not awkward , what is that word?, ive never heard it before its just another rob and britt moment ;)
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