August

The month when Halloween starts.

"Is it August?"

"Yep"

"Great. Time to decorate for Halloween. Let's get spoopy!"

*This Is Halloween starts playing*

by The Slasher (TM) August 26, 2019

August 9

August 9th is the menendez brothers day. If you don't already know, the menendez brothers killed their parents because of emotional and sexual abuse. They also killed their parents because the parents that day said that they were gonna kill them before Eric and Lyle actually killed them, so it's self defense. They got sexually abused from 6-18, and they feared their parents. They didn't kill for money, they only spent it because that was how the way they coped. They got sentenced for life, back in 1996. Now it's been 31 years, and they need a re trial. And if you say they are lying, they were not. They had evidence that their dad took photos of them naked. He also had gay porn magazines, and new evidence that he wrote a letter to his cousin that his parents were STILL molesting him. Kitty Menendez knew that this was happening and she still allowed the sexual abuse, but she didn't do anything about it because she was scared of her husband. Jose Menendez is the father that sexually molested both kids, Lyle Menendez and Eric Menendez. Eric and lyle were so terrified of the parents that they both bought a 12 gauge shotgun at the store and shot their parents. They need justice, and they are victims of the parents, Joe Menendez and Kitty Menendez. Eric is 50 right now and Lyle is 53, USE ALL OF YOUR PLATFORMS IDC TIK TOK OR INSTA BUT PLEASE HELP THESE KIDS, THE JUSTICE SYSTEM FAILED THEM. LET'S FREE THE MENENDEZ BROTHERS AS OF TODAY !!! THEY AREN'T MURDERERS THEY ARE VICTIMS💙

Someone: "Hey, do you know what day it is?"
You: It's August 9th

Someone: "OH MY GOSH IT'S THE MENENDEZ BROTHERS DAY"
You: 😁
(i tried to make it a sentence ok😂)

by abigail💙 May 22, 2021

pickup autist

A play on the word "pickup artist", incorporating the popular slang term Autist. A neck beard, fedora wearer, or any other socially awkward forever-alone type that somehow fancies themselves to be very good with women. Usually using words like "m'lady" and other chivalrous vocabulary pulled from a thesaurus to work their magic. They often lash out at women when this fails, evolving into mras.

That huge guy just asked me if I'd "fancy a drink". I think I found a real pickup autist.

by adman86 June 19, 2014

August 29th

August 29th

August 29th is the national kill your husband day.
Because women don't need a man.

by anonymous October 15, 2020

August 28

International Jung Hoseok Day!!! A day when we appreciate jhope for his hard work and existence

August 28 is perfect day to compliment a perfect guy i.e., Jung Hoseok

by hamburger&sprite October 15, 2019

August 28th

August 28th is National ass eating day on this day everyone will eat ass

Omg bro its National ass eating day, let's go eat some ass.. Yes august 28th is the best day

by Jaob 😍 October 27, 2019

autistic austin

Mentally handicapped ford lover. Has a smaller than average penis size, but knows how to work with it. Falls in love with lesbians without even realizing it. Has a thing for his cousin

Damn look at the freak Autistic Austin

by XxB.E.TxX420BL@Z3 April 21, 2017