salami attack

"An attack on a computer network which involves the intruder siphoning off small amounts of money from a file and placing them in another file that he or she can access; for example, a file that holds their bank account details." <- the Oxford Dictionary

In the movie Office Space, one of the greatest engineers of all time, who's name is Samir, used this method with Lawrence and Michael, their IT friends, to become really wealthy (before the post credits where they get arrested by the FBI).

Have you seen Office Space? There was that dude who went nuts and set the office on fire, but at the very least the employees who worked there knew it would happen and were smart enough to Salami Attack the accounting system before it happened.

by RandomGai October 4, 2021

attack the poon

to have rough sex or to "get some"

I'm going to attack the poon tonight

by carnival triumph January 16, 2015

Fap-attack

When a person walks into your wank shelter and they just stare at you while your fapping but you dont stop fapping even when you know that their there in front of you in shock.

David:(fapping) OHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH.
Davids Mother:(walks into wank shelter)DAVID WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!
David:(ignores mother and keeps fapping and has a fap-attack)

by %Boiiii December 11, 2016

awesome attack

when something is too awesome and then get a literal heart attack

That's too awesome bro, I might just have an awesome attack right now.

by og original gangster July 20, 2022

Sheart attack

A physiological response to an extreme surprise involving simultaneous evacuation of one's bowels and cardiac arrest.

I nearly had a sheart attack when I was almost hit by the car that ran the red light.

by llanevad November 25, 2016

Surprise attack

When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.

Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.

by Bigman577544 June 9, 2021

tag attack

When you get excited about New Music that you've heard for the first time and you start "Tagging" all your friends on FaceBook.

Please excuse my "tag attack" today.

by ProfTCS August 25, 2016