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anthony is a haywan, or a mahafen= pronounced (MAH-AF-AHN) meaning a chat or a grub. Anthony is a grub a big grub that no one likes. No one can stand anthony , and eveyone wants to cave anthonys head in. Anthony is a donkey who acts like a hard cunt and tries to get ins with anything with a pussy wether it being the neighbours cat or your mum. Anthony is a hairy cow with crooked toes. No one likes Anthony. To get girls Anthony lies about his height and tells everyone hes 6,1 but in real life hes a 4,11 potatoe with no friends and a tiny di-.
"EW WHY IS THERE A WALKING POTATOE- oh wait-its just anthony"
Anthony by urmum69@ March 19, 2023
A brown-hair white Christian boi who thinks he is above everyone else. Also, I'm pretty sure he's anti-semitic. Also, he hates gay people. And he's definitely racist like an hitler-level uber-racist. Suck it Anthony.
Anthony by anonymous April 18, 2023
Straight up gangster, super cool dude who is amazing friend. but when it comes down to it is not someone you want to get on their bad side because this man has no problem showing you just how gangster they are. overall, a great friend.
Person 1) Anthony is a really good friend.

Person 2) Yea, just don't Piss him off. He just threw Rany in the trashcan.
Anthony by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
I wake up every morning thinking of you and what it would be like rolling over and see your smiling face. I know we can disagree, and I can make be icy, but you still love me with everything you have. I was scared to love you at first, in fear that you would hurt me or i would hurt you even worser, but I did anyway, and it's the best choice I ever made. Now, the only fear I have is waking up and rolling over and finding out this were only a dream. If this is a dream world, Baby, then don't wake me up because you're the one and only for me fr. Probably the healthiest relationship I’ve ever had. I remember when we first spoke, it was as if we had known each other for years. Our conversations went smoothly. I could not have asked the universe for anything more assuring or hypnotizing than the soothing tone of your voice. We completed one another. You thought that no woman good enough for you existed, and then you met me obvi. I had never met a man that could read through me and explore my inner core. In a way I imagined that I sitting on the floor, your texting me about being on the way home and i decided that I would pretend to be asleep in bed so that you can join me and we lay together as an excuse to hug because im to shy to ask you directly. I dont want our relationship to be Romeo and Juliet, or any such thing. I want it to be ours..real and raw.
i love u veeeee”
“ don’t call me baby i’m gay remember
“ now be a good girl and give daddy some love on his toes”
Anthony is so cringe it’s almost godly<3
Anthony by V3NUZRULEZ May 23, 2023
A name for a person that gets zero bitches. Anthony will be not too bad of a person and all they talk about is bitches and how they pull but they get nun.
Anthony: yo I pulled this baddie at work the other day

Person 2: cmon guy we all know that’s cap

Person 3: i pull more in my sleep than u do

Person 2: Facs

Anthony:🫤
Anthony by Jamesonfenway May 27, 2023