Andre

A boy who does not know what he wants or if he is happy in life

is Andre sad or happy

by mn nmnmn. January 26, 2022

Andre

Pretty Cool No cap

Girl 1: Dam Andre is soooooo cool.
Girl 2: I know right!

by HeHeHeHeSIuuuuuuuuuuuuuu November 21, 2021

Andre

A amazing person who gives the most amazing hugs that will give care for no matter what, he’ll be an amazing boyfriend ♥️ Who will make you laugh 24/7 and the girls will definitely fall for him

“Oh wow is that Andre over there? He looks so cute”

by getoffmenigga November 21, 2023

Andre Russo

The sweetest person you will ever meet with a heart of gold. You are lucky if you have one in your life.

I love Andre Russo, he is my soulmate.

by honestbimbo February 21, 2024

Andre Onana

Manchester United's non-goalkeeper / goalletter. Signed by the notorious idiot Erik ten Haram for 50M quid after kicking club legend David de Gea out of the club, it has since become apparent that Onana had been cosplaying as a footballer all this time. His hands are made of poppadom and he is often called Dracula because he too is allergic to crosses. He is the type of goalkeeper that strikes confidence into the hearts of the opposition.

"AAAAAAAAAAAA FOR FUCK'S SAKE ONANA YOU FUCKING TWAT" - Mark Goldbridge after watching Andre Onana make his 69th blunder of the season

by Untar la Manteca August 10, 2025

Andres

Andres is that guy who seems almost too chill. He's got great taste in music and is always at a concert. His friends all look like they're too cool for you, but Andres is just the right amount of cool and really nice. Not to be confused with Andre or Andrej, those guys eat orange peels.

Guy 1: Hey who's that guy over there with the earbuds and the sick moves?
Guy 2: That's an Andres, my dude.

by sn00tb00t November 12, 2017

Andres

A badass kid who will kick your ass.

Andres is coming RUN!!!

by AndresTorres January 17, 2019