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Andy

Never cross an andy because if you do you will be the one suffering mass casualties and not by obvious situation but by freak accidents of natures that defy the laws of the very fabric of time and space itself. If you cheat on an andy a tree may fall in front of your house or a shodowy figure will appear out of nowhere in you room when you sleep to fuel your very nightmares. Andy is not a sex a sex god but he does know what hes doing in the sheets and goes that extra mile in the sheets to assure his woman that hes with that her desires will be fufilled by him and only him. If you betray him he will cut you off and you will freeze to death from the cold side of his heart. Never take an andy for granted because he means what he says n delivers on promises. Dont try to get into an andy's head or you will get lost forever because the first moment he looked into yours he hacked your soul and figured you out. Even if you have ill motives he will play along just to show you how dumb you look but if you have sincere motives he is your greatest ally and is the best member to have on your team. Andy's run a top secret orginization that contains many agents for a greater good. Many agents of andys are highly trained by disguised to look foolish and slightly dimwitted but beware they arent as "nice" as an andy. Its the mercy of an andy that keeps us from wiping out injustice with horrifying events. All i can say is i have an andy. He is my king and i am his queen.
"Give me that feeling forever andy"

Guy 1 "andy is a fag
Guy 2 you are just a hater

*andy takes a seat*

Guy2 "oh hey andy its good to see you"
Guy1 " whos the fag now"

Andy "eat a dick guy 2 i could smell your bullshit from a mile away. C'mon guy1 i got someone i want to introduce you to"
*hot girl walks up to shake guy ones hand*
by ChAiRsOnFiRe November 16, 2017
mugGet the Andymug.

Andi

Skiny guy with very very very big nose and who is very stupid
Andi e năsos
by AndreiXxl nick November 21, 2021
mugGet the Andimug.

andy

An "andy" is a term that describes somebody who leeches off of a Twitch streamer — intentionally or unintentionally — usually for recognition or attention.

The term originates from streamer Ice Poseidon, who distinguished between two guests named Andy by referring to them as Sitting Andy and Mexican Andy.
Next person to tell me to play WoW is going to get banned for being a WoW Andy.
by whatawonderfulduwang September 17, 2021
mugGet the andymug.

Andy Skellern

'Oh you're such an Andy Skellern', Dave said to Jake as he carried his dog in a baby sling
by physicsboff January 28, 2022
mugGet the Andy Skellernmug.

andy pehlke

A sexy man beast with uncontrollable facial hair. Farts a lot. Fucks like a turttle on crack.
by mother5687336 November 16, 2013
mugGet the andy pehlkemug.

Andi

Andi - Literally the best guy ever he slays so much. Kind, caring, he’s sweet. aaa and he tries his very best to make you happy. If you ever meet an Andi please date him. He is so loyal and ajajajaja everything.
Hi I’m Andi!

Woah?! Andi??? Hug me please.
by emuemmaliterallyslayqueen November 9, 2022
mugGet the Andimug.

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