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The African bumble bee 

When you toss a naked girl exactly 4 feet in the air on her decent you thrust your cock forwards cumming in her like a bees venom.
Last night I did the African bumble bee on her now she’s pregnant

I heartily agree, my African-American friend.

See: fo' shizzle my nizzle.

South African Salamander 

-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.
She was forced to clean her contact lenses after he gave her a South African Salamander.

fast african swimmer 

A slang term for Sicilians, based on their proximity to Africa and alleged swimming ability. It is not well known if this term is considered derogatory.
"My grandmother was from Naples, but my grandfather was a fast african swimmer."
fast african swimmer by Sean1 June 11, 2006

The African Oven 

When you take a dump in an air duct and everyone in the building can smell it. Basically, a giant dutch oven.
"LOL DUDE! I just made the African oven out of your wife's workplace!"

South African Flapjack 

Like any other flapjack, only just a little smaller. It is also more likely to be accompanied by cheese and jam instead of blueberries.

Also refered to as a plaatkoekie ('small plate cake')
one guy: Hey my bru, toss me another plaatkoekie? the stuff's addictive ek-se!

other guy: Awe!

(south african flapjack)

South African Flapjack by ghj December 29, 2007