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Tart attack

Tart attack is when something is so tart that it attacks your taste buds.
That lemon sorbet gave me a tart attack!
by Mak attack October 19, 2020
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Attack on Titan

The most depressing show you'll ever watch. Don't get attached to any of the characters because Isayama hates us all.

Basically giant naked people overrun the civillazation and mankind is kinda going extinct but this dumb hot bitch eren decided hes gonna kill all the titans himself because his hot mom died, even though he's weak as hell and Mikasa actually just kills everyone for him. Mf was on the brink of death more times than Levi caressed his Windex bottle.
Person 1: Have you heard of Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Is it that show where all your favorite characters die?

Person 1: Eh, specify.
Person 2: Bitch gets friendzoned by her brother?
Person 1: BITCH SPECIFY!
Person 2: Short mf cheats on weave man with bottle of windex
Person 1: That's the one.
by MistySprinkl3r September 12, 2021
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Art Attack

A British children's television programme revolving around art, currently hosted by Lloyd Warbey on Disney Junior, and originally airing on CITV hosted by Neil Buchanan from 1990 to 2007.
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2022
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smash attack

One of the best ways to hug someone. Similar to a glomp. Generally, you run to someone and hug them. Some people may yell 'smash attack.'
Sally: Today I smash attacked Julie after school and it was really funny.

Anne: Haha, I saw that.
by Sarah☼ September 26, 2009
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Matrix attack

It's not a fucking Matrix attack Jesus Christ ate you motherfuckers corny.
Hym "Again. It ain't a fucking 'Matrix attack' you fucking gomers. Jesus, you guys are absurd. That would be convenient for you though, wouldn't it? Because if it's not a Matrix attack, then you've been promoting a rapist AND PEDOPHILE (Because if I fucked a 16 year old I'd be considered a pedophile) for years while simultaneously refusing to promote and/or poaching a NOT rapist (as I have raped 0 people). Really guys... I'm loving this. Russell taught them the ways of 'TRUE love'.... By force. What's that Jordan Peterson always says? 'If you're willing to use force then blahblahblah I'll probably still have him on my podcast because I don't give a fuck about rape' ~ Jordan Peterson (I'm paraphrasing a bit but that SOUNDS like something he would say)"
by Hym Iam September 20, 2023
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autie attack

An autie attack is when an autistic person gets an autistic seasure and starts breaking/killing everything around him/her.
This can eventually lead to for example: Broken furnature, Half-eaten candles and dead puppies.
Oh no, -insert autistic heterosexual male here- is getting touched by a girl. I can see him charging for an autie attack.
by RectumMoistEruption October 12, 2017
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crapper attacker

Male by nature but prefers to launch his rocket into the brown star.
If a dude stares at your junk he is probably a crapper attacker.
by a66mack November 8, 2009
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