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Asshole

1. A person who you feel needs to have the fuck beaten out of him
2. This dipshit I know named Albert
If Albert doesn't stop being an asshole, I'm going to beat the living hell out of his ass.
by RayX April 9, 2005
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Bleached Asshole

An asshole that has undergone cosmetic processes to make it lighter. The practice follows from the anuses of women in "mens magazines" being "retouched," and women in strip clubs and other asshole-bearing lines of work wanting to appear clean.

Actual procedures used vary, but there are numerous products available to the consumer, as well as from the spa industry.
Heather used an awkward combination of mirrors as she simultaneously pulled apart her buttcheeks, bent over, and had a good look at her newly bleached asshole.
by Sungo June 8, 2007
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ashlee simpson

A singer that many of her idiot fans can't seem to realize that she uses vocal enhancements on her album.

Which means she can't sing for shit, it's all enhanced. She sounds like shit live and the whole acid reflex deal was a fake.

She also has yet to be original. Her music styles, lyrics and looks all come from another celeb.

Ashlee doesn't deserve her fame,
it's a shame.
Ashlee Simpson:I'll just fool everyone into thinking I can sing so they'll by my album and i'll get rich. Haha suckers.
by Lindsayyayyy May 22, 2006
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asshole

Kanye is an asshole
by happyimnotkanye September 14, 2009
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asshole

the definition of an asshole is by one name and that name is stephen sumergido.
gahd he's such an assholeee! (emphasizing the word to the max!)
by toosmart October 4, 2006
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Ashley

Ashley is a beautiful, stunning girl. She will blow your mind every time you see her no matter how long you’ve known her. She never fails to make you smile and she will always be there to make your day just a little bit brighter. Although there are people who will try to take her down she will always arise stronger knowing who her true friends are and just how far they will go to help her. Her dark brown hair always smells amazing and her eyes are a deep brown that are easy to get lost in. Any guy who gets her should feel blessed because of how caring, smart, and special she is. If you have an Ashley in your life treasure her because you never know when you may run out of time.
Guy 1: wow she’s beautiful what’s her name?
Guy 2: Ashley
by _-*Anonymous*-_ August 3, 2018
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Ashley

Ashley is the biggest sociopath you can find
They will randomly sing amazing grace in the hours of 1-3 in the morning.
Ashley Sings amazing grace
Ashley is a sociopath.
by Bigtexasman432 January 25, 2022
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