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Asian Up

An exclamation used when someone is being a wimp or uncool. It is shouted in order to provoke an inspiration of ninja-ness.
Me: *failing to break an apple in half with my bare hands* Wow, this is hard!
Greta: C'mon, Asian Up!
by zora_ninja March 31, 2011
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Asian Food Truck

When you are fucking a girl and she starts screaming unintelligibly to give it to her harder, but she’s so out of her mind that she just sounds like an Asian lady at a food truck screaming “give me order!”
How was it last night man? You get lucky? Man that girl was a freak, it was a like a stop at the Asian Food Truck.
by Boltesian October 10, 2015
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alibaba.com

A website connecting entrepreneurs to suppliers and manufacturers that are mainly in China. Some people think it's a scam but they just forgot to do their due diligence on their supplier.
My friend needed a high profit margin on his ashtrays, so he went to alibaba.com to lower his manufacturing cost.
by Henry Rearden June 24, 2016
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Asian-mom zoned

When a guy is after you and keeps nagging you like an Asian mom.
Girl: This guy kept texting me so I asian-mom zoned him.
Girl 2: Right on!
by peechybliss March 18, 2020
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Asian Hotbox

When a group of 5-10 Asian women enter a room with 1 man and proceed to fart in the room then leave the room and lock it shut for 30 minutes.
Man, I could really use an Asian Hotbox right about now!
by Clypsix December 15, 2020
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Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
by anonymous May 14, 2022
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Asian Rice Cooker Effect

When your name is Joshua and you have bad memory and go crazy when someone steals your stuff
by no19212129 March 28, 2023
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