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Alyssa

The most pathetic and childish girl you’ll ever meet in a life time. Acts like she’s so up when she’s nobody who only gets attention because of what when does with guys
Did you see Alyssa at last nights party
Who did Alyssa hook up with now
by Draguta02 December 8, 2018
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Alyssa Lynn Jacobs

Jorge’s girlfriend for the rest of eternity so don’t even try.
Hi: Jorge

Alyssa Lynn Jacobs loves jorge
by Hihhhhu September 12, 2022
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Alyssa

absolute Chopped cheese. might stink a bit. She can be kinda funny at times but dhe makes fun of others too much to make herself feel better.
"Hey, Alyssa has a bullying problem."
by shegotawayyyy April 28, 2025
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ALYSSA MOHAMMED

Alyssa Mohammed is a beautiful specimen. LIKE DAWG IDK HOW SOMEONE COULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL AND CHARASMATIC. SHE SOO FINE AND AT THE SAME TIME SHE SO BEAUTIFULLY FIESTY

However before alluh men start simping for she SHE BELONGS TO ME ( not in the controlling way ofc)

SHE IS MINESS IM NOT SHARINGG
SHE SO ADORABLE
I WANNA BITE SHE FACE
IT HAVE OTHER THINGS I WANNA TYPE BUT CAN'T

cough nice ass cough

She's mine tho
Alyssa Mohammed is the most beautiful creation there is

Alyssa Mohammed is amazing

Alyssa Mohammed belongs to Nibby
by takeurmom August 7, 2025
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ALyssA

ALYssaA can you help me scoup my poop
by Pansit May 9, 2023
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a person who will be nice at first. But she becomes a jerk after almost two months. So you better watch out for a girl named Alyssa McCoy
Alyssa McCoy is absolutely a jerk and will use you
by Lili and isabella October 20, 2019
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Niamh + Alyssa

Hate physics. Like seriously, hate physics.
"What class do we have today Alyssa?"
"Physics...."
"Well you know what they say,"
"Niamh + Alyssa hate physics!"
by ihatephysics2much September 29, 2022
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