"You'll need all your bar-jitsu to get served here"
by pbkemp April 9, 2009
Get the Bar-Jitsumug. Widely-separated, empty locations where people drink alone and share the experience with others over the Internet.
"Come here often?" he said into his phone. "Oh, I'm here all the time", she answered. On his small screen she looked like she was enjoying her Margarita, he told her how great his straight Jack Daniels felt going down, miles apart, each locked in their parallel bars, sharing Happy Hour.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
Get the parallel barsmug. A bar war is the cousin of the bar fight, only more loud and violent. A bar war is defined by what happens.
Example A) A chair is thrown. Example A is a bar war.
Example B) Someone knifes someone. Example B is a bar war.
Example C) A drunk throws a punch. Example C is NOT a bar war.
Example A) A chair is thrown. Example A is a bar war.
Example B) Someone knifes someone. Example B is a bar war.
Example C) A drunk throws a punch. Example C is NOT a bar war.
"Dude, did you hear about last night? Phil threw a chair at some drunk guy and the whole bar started fighting!"
"Sounds like an epic bar war!"
"Sounds like an epic bar war!"
by DublinJones December 4, 2009
Get the Bar Warmug. A bar that you hang on to with both hands when your peer screws you so bad up the ass during shift change.
I had to use the slammy bar everyday this week because slammy Tammy keeps shoving it up my ass with bullshit !!
by Clamer August 7, 2017
Get the slammy barmug. by djcribage November 1, 2008
Get the bar-jmug. by Miss Mae January 15, 2008
Get the happy barmug. by cinnamonteal December 27, 2010
Get the Fudge Barmug.