shittle cock tail

1: The art of a reverse backhand under the legs and out the butthole launching the cock over the net in badminton.
2: When you fart on a stranger, laugh obnoxiously, then try to start a conversation like nothing has happened.

Teve-"Pfffghgugggle, hahahahahahaha"
Janitor-"You just farted on me."
Teve-"So what does this job pay?"

by andyfellovernet June 04, 2003

ring-tailed bitch

A word your fucked up mother calls you when she is yelling at you and you are listening to your ipod and pretending you can't hear her.

"Give my you ipod and phone you ring-tailed bitch!"

by LIZZY2 September 09, 2007

Gator Tail

A body shot of alcohol but rather than out of a belly button, it is out of the foreskin of another man

"That Weston sure does get crazy, heard it took some Gator Tails from your cousin last weekend"

by TheRealWeston October 06, 2021

California Rooster Tail

when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.

I was fucking this chicken and gave it a fat California rooster tail.

by Rooster Cocktail February 11, 2019

Tail pipe trucker

The pussy you never had...

No wonder truck drivers are tired of all the adult stores along I-65. If in doubt always resort to your trusty tail pipe for a safe place to release your load of truck driver cum.

Tail pipe truckers are the best kind. THE ONLY reason tailpipes drip.

by Francekissing44 September 16, 2017

Tabby Tail Taster

One who enjoys licking their finger after accidentally touching the rear end of a cat.

Why did you lick your finger, you are a real Tabby Tail Taster!

by Crham February 15, 2021

Pin the Tail on the Monkey

To purposely make a person who truly loves you feel like all the downs in your relationship are her fault.

" I'm going to play pin the tail on the monkey. " Has anyone seen my girlfriend?"

by Betterthantheythink July 15, 2017