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Junk Bomb

to deposit a single a item secretly in a domestic setting, within a persons house that has little or not connection to that person.
The principle being that the item will not be found by the house person, until several days or weeks have elapsed.

Task objective: to confuse the house person for as long as possible.
by ParnyW June 28, 2022
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unidentified paletted junk

As the name suggests, unidentified, and therefore classified as junk, stuff that arrives on a wooden pallet into the warehouse where you work
person a) Yo, what is unidentified paletted junk?
person b) don't know or care, but we need to keep it here until our manager comes back from vacation.
by Sexydimma November 21, 2016
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junk-show

Our janky friend BDef was a total junk-show.
by BD February 26, 2004
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[Shoulder Junk]

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
Phil's balls practically lay on his chest when he gives Mikey a Shoulder Junk.
by Ray Albright January 2, 2009
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Junk

A junk or boy or girl is a very unattractive people who acts like everyone is obsessed with or wants to sleep with them (they are usually virgins who have never had romantic partners )they also make sly remarks or insult conventional attractive people . (If someone were to find a junk attractive a junk would not date them seeing them beneath them or unattractive,junks don’t usually enter relationships because they like they idea of two people fighting over them or the idea of having multiple partners) junks usually cheat on their partners as well
“Sandy likes to pretend all the boys want her but she’s such a junk “
“Adam said two young girls were checking him out who’s gonna tell him he’s a junk “
by Hamburger gangster June 15, 2024
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junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373
steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.
by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011
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Madders Junk

Some say TotallyMadders Junk in the trunk is soop big he in fact needs 3 super truck trailers to carry it all. A mere act of him crossing the street has to be planned weeks in advance with city planning, traffic department, fire department, emergency reponse unit and the militairy. Legend has it that no female ever left his presence without walking out like a cowboy with tears in her eyes and a huge smile on her face.
by Infallable Word June 11, 2018
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