eye candy

(n) An attractive female, however lacking in
substance or intelligence (hence the term "candy").

She's heet, but she's just eye candy, dude.

by keyshaw May 04, 2004

candy nipples

nipples that are as sweet and most likely the color of red lollipops( from being sucked on to often)

That crazy bitch last night had candy nipples!!!

by candy nipples July 11, 2008

candy shop

A gay song sung by the crappy rapper 50 Cent that for some reason everyone just loves. This song is for faggots with no taste and just listen to what's popular. It's just a song about gay fat black men sucking eachother.

Fronter: Yo Candy Shop is the best song..."Take you to the Candy Shop..."
Person with taste:.......no

by Chris April 07, 2005

Bad Candy

When you are under the influence and you buy candy that is usually bad, but since you aren't sober it tastes great.

Yo Josh, what'd you just buy?

I got me some bad candy?

You're not sober!

HELL YEAH I'M NOT!

by jon ron August 19, 2011

Rock candy

Crack cocaine

I got a sweet tooth for that hard rock candy. Makes me horny af yo.

by Glassdick August 06, 2018

easter candy

A large female stuffed into clothes that are far too small.

Ted: Man, that sure is some nasty easter candy.
Bill: I know, marshmallow peeps are disgusting.
Ted: Not those, I mean that fatty in the tank top over there.

by Station April 29, 2004

candy slut

A sweet innocent girl on the streets, but a slut in the sheets

That girl is a complete candy slut.

by geek senpai February 13, 2016