Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.

I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.

by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018

Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Something that is really nasty

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!

by puddytat April 27, 2019

Spazz wagon

A spazz wagon is a person who is so retarded that they resemble a whole wagon of thickness.

Andy: OMG that chick is soo dumb!
John : Yeah man, she is a fucking spazz wagon

by Johnno spazzo March 27, 2010

Cack Wagon

When a particular place mainly a drinking establishment has clientele that are somewhat unsavoury or feral. This can also be used for regional areas if necessary.

"Hey Dan! Have you been in the Bulls head recently? It's turned into a right cack wagon since the new magistrates court opened next door."

by Saustin1985 September 2, 2018

sesh wagon

A car/vehicle primarily used for substance abuse, usually occupied by 2 or more people.

leon’s got a Q let’s hotbox the sesh wagon!

by dxblxn January 20, 2019

Jerk Wagon

When a group of males all masturbate while in a conga line formation.

Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..

by Weeesnaw July 6, 2010

Pussy Wagon

When you're hanging with good friends in your car.

Yo Gerald, let's take a pussy wagon to homecoming.

by Lil Transformer September 8, 2016