by Fallingforyou345 November 23, 2021
Get the Drew mug.Drew is a vibe. A little bit of a rollercoaster ride. He’s funny, he’s charming, but he’s also brutally honest and this can easily be confused with being an asshole! And that badge is worn proudly because Drews usually don’t care enough to be effected by things as trivial as “political correctness” Drews are the life of the parties, usually found on the dance floor in the middle of the circle performing like he’s getting paid. Like I said. A vibe. The world would be blessed to have a drew. You thought you knew life thought you knew fun thought you knew love well I’m here to confirm it’s all been a lie until you have a guy named drew bless your life. And hold him dear that goes for friends and lovers because in a world full of “yes men” you gon need that’s one friend who’s gonna say “hell naw”!
by Meand2hoes November 23, 2021
Get the Drew mug.by Haffers November 24, 2021
Get the Drew mug.He’s the kinda guy you’d want sneezing in your mouth. Drew isn’t just a name as it’s more of an invitation. It’s well known that a Drew could knock on your front door for any reason at any time. Maybe his car broke down, maybe he’s selling insurance, maybe he’s alone on thanksgiving, whatever it may be, you’ll let him into your home with open arms and show him a seat at your table and he’ll tell your mother in exquisite style how beautiful her breasts are next to that glazed turkey and she’ll blow a load from hell and ruin thanksgiving dinner and you’ll all laugh and smile and say oh Drew, that boy is amazing. Next thing you know your daughter brings home a Drew tomorrow and she’s covered in peanut butter from head to toe because Drew thought it’d be a good idea to make a pbj. Next he follows inside, covered in Welch’s grape jelly smelling sweeter than honeysuckle on an easy Sunday morning on a walk out with the pups. This is only dads 2nd impression of a Drew and boy is he impressed. 3 pieces of bread later, you have your self a fam sandwich with a little Drew dressing to give it some flare. Drew is an enigma, he is a god, when will you see it through that all the pieces are exactly where they need to be in this world?
“Omg your covered in whip cream Diane!” “Oh no that’s just my nut juice, I ran into Drew at at Giant Eagle.”
by AHHHHHHRUNFUCKINGRUN November 23, 2021
Get the Drew mug.Drew likes to play with Rowen’s sack full of balls. Drew is a lot like Rowen but also his complete opposite. Unlike Rowen, Drew actually cares for people. Drew is not racist but he loves to call Nikolas a Racist. Drew is like the evil guy who had a really tragic backstory but Rowen is the evil guy just because he’s an asshole. Drew is a god at Sea of Thieves and i mean he is number one like the best of the best and he will ask you to play with him, yall remember the book “if you give a mouse a cookie” yeah it's sorta like that but reversed you'll be the one asking to play with him more because he is just so cool. You are tiny compared to drew, im honestly surprised he is not the king of the world yet, you should honestly praise drew if you meet him and maybe he’ll play Sea of Thieves with you if your lucky
You're filthy self: um UWU (long nervous pause) can we play sea of thieves later please Drew.
Drew the Giga Chad Sigma male: i’ll see if i can fit you into my schedule later little one.
Drew the Giga Chad Sigma male: i’ll see if i can fit you into my schedule later little one.
by snickers06 May 17, 2023
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by Ball licker 0000 May 27, 2023
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