A Happy Carl is when you have a friend who won’t shut the fuck up but also can’t stop cumming in his underwear while also projectile vomiting on the women nearest to him.
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Get the Carl’s sister mug.Your average guy. A gentleman that does very Carl-like things. Often gets confused with a Gary or a Gene
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Get the Carl Nisser mug.A man who seems to be everything you want. He is tall, dark and handsome. He has a mouth of gold and silver, and he has the knack of being able to make you believe anything he wants. Carl might be a beautiful, absolutely gorgeous man but he has one fucking ugly heart that is burnt black. Who the fuck knows what caused that to happen? He is so so so good in bed, and he will hold you afterwards like you are an angel. He will tell you he loves you but he is only joking. It takes at least 500 years for Carl to fall in love. Carl likes women, and by that I mean the female anatomy. He has a thing for innocent little girls in the 17-18 year old range, and he'll take their virginity and play with them for a while and then leave them.
Carl has an ego the size of Mt. Everest - it's so fucking big and unbelieveable - considering he isn't all that great. So he may have great hair and beautiful blue eyes and a gaze that can make you weak in the knees. He may even have the most beautiful accent known to man and may be the first man you ever fell in love with you.
His only weakness is his personality because he feels no remorse. He is clinical about everything, even if that thing is love and a 17 year old girl whose heart he broke. You want to hate him, but never can. He thinks every girl wants him.
Carl = any man ever that
likes women and is a player who really, really enjoys ripping your heart out of your chest after he leaves you.
Carl has an ego the size of Mt. Everest - it's so fucking big and unbelieveable - considering he isn't all that great. So he may have great hair and beautiful blue eyes and a gaze that can make you weak in the knees. He may even have the most beautiful accent known to man and may be the first man you ever fell in love with you.
His only weakness is his personality because he feels no remorse. He is clinical about everything, even if that thing is love and a 17 year old girl whose heart he broke. You want to hate him, but never can. He thinks every girl wants him.
Carl = any man ever that
likes women and is a player who really, really enjoys ripping your heart out of your chest after he leaves you.
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