june 3rd

This is national give someone head day!!! go find your quirky mate (most importantly blonde) with a huge dick. Have fun sucking on seven inches of air.

JUNE 3RD

by jsvhazfcishqgal;vfrwgueqvakfwv June 3, 2022

april 3rd 2011

You are weird and like to touch butts

Me: Yay I love butt touching

Her: why
Me: it’ll april 3rd 2011

by Mabb124689 June 4, 2022

December 3rd

National apple juice day

DAVE: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking december 3rd up in here

by frustracean December 7, 2021

December 3rd

At December 3rd you must give anyone u love or they must you a hoodie/jacket or etc.

Bff 1: hey bestie! Want some hoodie?
Bff 2: Hey! What??

Bff 1: It’s December 3rd, I listen to Conan Gray’s song named Heather
Bff 2: Ooohh ok

by AmberApple3.14 December 9, 2021

Horashio Williams the 3rd

I black dude with a fat ass 16 inch penis. He holds the power to cum to anything such as kneecaps and feet. He is 10 feet tall and has 3 feet long feet.

Horashio Williams the 3rd is a crack addict.

by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021

April 3rd

National makeout with your bestfriend day

Person 1: Hey, Its april 3rd
Person 2: What does that mean
Person 1: Lets make out
Person 2: Bet

by cheeken batt April 2, 2022

November 3rd

Go make out with your friend who’s name starts with a y

Hey want to make out

Bro wtf

Hey it’s November 3rd

Oh ok than

by Ejdhdbudhdbd November 2, 2021