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How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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turn the lights off

the stan twitter reaction, "turn the lights off" means to tell someone to go to sleep. it is used when someone does/say something embarrassing or undefendable.
person 1 : taylor swift is better than beyoncé

person 2 : babe turn the lights off cause what..
by angelsanal August 29, 2023
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Off the heazy febreze

By far, the best smelling can of febreze on the shelf
This air freshener is off the heazy febrezee!
by Sam Malone September 3, 2023
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Off the shits

When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.
Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN
by ViolinistMikeHunt September 5, 2023
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Knock-off Fortnite hacker

bro i just beat you in knock-off fortnite.Bro you're hacking.no I'm not.Brooooooo you're such a knock-off fortnite hacker
by Kadwad September 7, 2023
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Break me off

Sex that's so passionate, the man's penis gets broken in the offing.
She came so hard, she broke him off. And though he didn't show it, he was proud. But later when he went home, he showed he was hurting and he went to see a doctor. But he added that notch to his belt. Prior to the whole experience, the two had playful conversation, and he, feeling she may think him too arrogant, tried to play off what he was saying, by saying it in a by the way type manner, as he said girl you gunna break me off tonight. He apparently was successful because she laughed.
by Archieb September 13, 2023
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Frig off

“Can you keep your voices down, PLEASE, I have husband on nights!”
“FRIG OFF! And wash yer bastard curtains ya dirty cow!”
by stellaohlala September 21, 2023
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