alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.

My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.

by Aireas April 2, 2016

dick tonsils

Tonsils that have been ravaged by a penis after repetitive insertion

Man that dude gave me some serious Dick Tonsils after that blowjob in the back alley, yikes!

by EdNigma Gene April 5, 2016

dick wrist

When the wrinkles on your wrist look like the circumcision scar on a dick, especially in a photograph.

You got that dick wrist, son.

by VonJost April 9, 2016

dick sparkler

A tasty mixed drink made with vodka, club soda, champagne, and tropical Italian soda.

My sister makes some amazing mixed drinks. You HAVE to try her dick sparkler!

by darthquixote April 11, 2016

Dick Magic

When a girl says one minute she's not giving it up so you put the charm and then the next min she's ready to go .

Girl, i was so pissed at him, I told him no sex this weekend, but buy sunday morning he had me wanting it so bad I gave it up. He must of used the dick magic on me.

by Hotpoketz November 12, 2018

Micro Dick

A penis that is so small that you can't even see it with a microscope

Becky did you hear little Timmy next door has a Micro Dick

by Xx.Pussy_Cat.xX November 15, 2018

Dick Samaritan

Someone who brags every time they do a good deed to make them look good. Also someone who makes a spectacle of themselves when they do something nice or inconveniences others with their good deeds.

Chris took a picture of his hand putting money into the Salvation Army kettle and posted it on Instagram. Chris is a Dick Samaritan.

Mike bragged on social media about paying for the coffee of the person behind him in the drive thru. Mike just do the good deed, don't look for accolades. What a Dick Samaritan.

The Dick Samaritan in front of me on the way to work this morning stopped his car every 10 feet to let someone onto the road, causing me to be late for work.

by Sweetiegirl77 November 15, 2018