Heading for the rhubarb

Veering dangerously off course, as in, when ploughing the garden with a horse-drawn one- furrow walking plough, which begins to skid to one side, endangering the rhubarb that grows from bulbs perennially in the grass at the edge of the garden.

“Hold ‘er, Newt; she’s heading for the rhubarb!” (farm implements are always feminine … hmmnnn)

by Jkb05 January 27, 2022

Malevolent Head

Where you give someone head and use cleave and dismantle on their dick.

"DUDE, my girlfriend just gave me malevolent head then broke up with me.

by Zera The Quigger June 4, 2024

Head

Slang for penis.

Cop: Put your hands on your head!
Suspect: Which one?
*puts hand on his penis*

by Hobbybobbylobby April 29, 2021

Gorilla Head

The act of giving a woman oral sex and the woman has not shaved.

Bro I totally gave chloe gorilla head last night.

by GorillaHeadCreator2003 September 3, 2022

fake head day

Prank your friends by telling them you gave head to someone when you really didn’t
May 29th

ex: I gave head to Jerry. JK its national fake head day

by guru345 April 22, 2020

head buzza

someone who is crazy in the head and crazy and does anything

head buzza, crazy wild insane

by angela1234cool February 14, 2018

Dick head

A “Dick head” is the kind of person you just don’t want to be around.

Shut the fuck up john quit being such a dick head

by Eat bum June 21, 2020