Open Faced Sloppy Jim

When you cum all over Jim's long face then try wiping the cum all over his face.

Every weekend Jim likes to have an Open Faced Sloppy Jim.

by P+Man April 4, 2011

Cock Bag El Poopy Face

A Cock Bag El Poopy Face is someone who clams to get alot of pussy but in fact is still a virgin

Some kid I Know Is in fact a Cock Bag El Poopy Face

by siicc one January 14, 2010

Kick my (fucking) face off

The act of excelling, or being highly impressed with a certain act or event. Can also mean something, or someone is very very very good.

"Was he Gandalf?"
"Yes! He kicked my fucking face off!"

by Sigmund Freud November 3, 2004

Cock-amole on her Face-adilla

To place one's seed on a woman's face.

I'd totally unload my cock-amole on her face-adilla.

by Peter? January 15, 2009

stupid ugly bastard faced fascist

A term used to insult someone when a simple one word insult such as bastard or twat will not suffice. The combination of words gives the user the ultimate verbal tool against any foe which rolls off the tongue and is enjoyable to utter at someone who has wronged you.

What did you do that for? You stupid ugly bastard faced fascist!

by Lt. Jhonty Rhodes Pegasus III May 17, 2006

Punch your wife in the face hot

Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.

"Damn, that girl is punch your wife in the face hot!"

by Eastern Shore Walrusss May 19, 2008

rip my own face off

used when incredibly frustrated, angry, annoyed, irritated or in a situation which causes such a large amount of frustration/ annoyance you are overcome with the urge to rip off your own face.

I'm soo annoyed with photoshop that I want to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off

by sabrina collins May 23, 2015