Anti Monkey Butt

a rare breed and we’re not monkeying around!

You can use Anti Monkey Butt Powder to protect you from a multitude of skin irritations like blistering feet, between skin folds,

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

Portabella Butt Squeeze

Squeezing a phat ass in order to control stress

Man, today was a total shit show. I'd like to give Serena a portabella Butt Squeeze.

by Mranderson80298 August 16, 2021

Italian butt flush

When you pee in someone’s butt. A pee enema.

NOT a natural solution to constipation.

“I was constipated, so my boyfriend gave me an Italian butt flush. That was a mistake.”

by Daddy’s Bunny November 7, 2021

Butt Nugget

When you or someone you know gets a foodborne virus (such as norovirus) from being served food from an establishment that does not practice proper hyenine.

Bro Aaron totally got norovirus from a Chik-Fil-A butt nugget.

by M.Sich November 15, 2023

Butt candled

When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.

Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.

by Hamurai September 27, 2018

Butt Nugget

J. Garrett

Garrett is a butt nugget

by Useless123 September 28, 2018

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023