one handed twister

Jerking off preferably in a twisting motion

He was giving himself a one handed twister in the bathroom

by frankiepolymath March 8, 2015

One-Pager

When you make someone ejaculate so much that it could soak through an entire sheet of paper.

Me: “I totally gave your mom a one-pager last night.”
Friend: 😐

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024

timez-one

When two distant objects perpendicularly come together to join up and flow parallel with each other for a while. Can be referred to as twin flames. Not meant to travel at the same time but get interconnected for reasons unknown. All things will be revealed in the end. Mental clarity.

Woah, did you see those two trains, I thought they were going to collide but instead they timez-oned together and chugged on the same track!

by Melarchie June 23, 2023

One Man Squid Game

Wink WInk

My mom caught me doing the ONE MAN SQUID GAME

by Among US FANBOY November 3, 2022

a new one

an account, idea, or joke not previously encountered by someone.

"I've heard of lazy, but somebody being too lazy to talk—that's a new one on me"

by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014

Score One For The Master Race

Also known as S1FMR, an anti-semeticc dogwhistle created by far-right TikToker Postman, making fun of the Leftist TikToker monicalejewski.

It was created after the TikToker monicalejewski said that Postman probably says the phrase while looking at himself in the mirror.

*Vril Edit*
ultimate.aryan: Score One For The Master Race...

by supergoyim May 16, 2025