On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
Get the National Jerk Off Daymug. 
by Xoxo_broken_dreams July 6, 2019
Get the Fuck offmug. When your having anal sex and you slip your dick through a slice of American cheese and continue to rupture her anus, hence the name, cracking the bun off the cheese.
An example for Cracking the bun off the cheese:
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”
“Yeah Susan, Earl was taking me down to pound town and then he grabbed a slice of American cheese and stuck it in the wrong hole and he cracked the bun off the cheese.”
by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025
Get the Cracking the bun off the cheesemug. by Trebuche Sans February 26, 2011
Get the worming offmug. by Tuesday Darling July 10, 2018
Get the off the badgemug. 