pudding shits

The pudding like fecal material projected from your ass after eating something awfully disgusting or ingesting medication that does not belong to you.

Dood, that pill you gave me sucked, it made my head hurt and gave me the pudding shits.

by tony the pony boy April 30, 2009

bauer shit

(also see add) bauer shit is some shit that is pulled that just defies normal human logic. bauer shit is done without much logic, in fact none and leaves you saying "why, why the fuck did you just do that."

Jon being a POS by doing some bauer shit when he kept touching the water faucet repeatedly before he left.

I didn't know the number to that fly bitch's cell so i just pulled some bauer shit and guessed it.

I was walking to the basketball court when my friend stopped to go back and move a twig 1 centimeter. That was some bauer shit.

by Aftarshave July 2, 2005

semen shit

something to call one of your friends while in a cussing war. degrading them to something quite weird and nasty.

you: douche bag
friend: cunt nugget
your: assfucker
friend: nigga lips
you: semen shit
friend: DUUUDEEE...wtf thats nasty.

by m rose... December 28, 2007

U.D. shit

People who make up stupid definitions, just to get it featured on urban dictionary.

YO, urban dictionary is full of U.D. shit!

by almightynino November 17, 2016

soon shit

When shit gets to real with black church folks.

Pastor things about to get soon shit Tyrone just threw a watermelon at keneshia.

by Anigganamedbuttercup December 2, 2017

Dumb Shit

n. An incredibly stupid idiot

refers to some dumb situation, person, or thing

moronic excrete

Frustrated Mario guy: "Why the fuck are you eating the ceiling, you dumb shit!" Dumb shit Dumb Shit

by The Stealth Brick February 8, 2010

Angry Shit

To take a shit while playing angry birds on your phone.

-I cant wait to take an angry shit.

by stacked97 December 28, 2010