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Stressed-off

Stressed and pissed off. Stress that is caused by being angry, or an equal combination of irritated and overwhelmed.
This deadline is unreasonable. I’m so stressed-off!
by Write it to right it. June 28, 2018
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laughing my anus off

a substitute for "lmao" which stands for Laughing my ass off, for when your mom is looking over your shoulder while your texting your friends
Omg lisa... you're so funny, oh sh!t my mom's looking over my shoulder, laughing my anus off
by LMFAO2.0 February 19, 2021
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hop off wood

a saying used to tell someone to stop dickriding
you getting me mad tight right now hop off wood
by transgenderer July 9, 2022
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jump-off night

The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.
by zolabean February 26, 2011
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fuckered off

"Fuckered off" is a descriptive term for any person, place, thing that has obviously been ransacked by methamphetamines and/or methamphetamine users , and needs a nap and/or a tune up.

"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.
"Dude! You are so fuckered off. You look like you're fighting a Zombie apocalypse...and you're talking to my shadow..take a fucking nap!"

"That car was entirely fuckered off after Carl and Danny never started or finished, and worked on it for 3 days.
by anonymous April 27, 2022
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Macked Off The Shart

When you smack that yart so much that you fart and shit at the same time
by swpp11 May 19, 2025
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Cool-Off

Cool-Off is an e-commerce store that sells "Everything Cool Under the Sun". They provide you with the highest quality shade or misting solution for your home or business through outstanding customer service and expert advice. Their trained consultants work with you over the phone to help you decide on the best cooling solution for your particular needs. They are adept at working with architects, engineers or builders to select the best solution for your application.
Summer's coming soon, better get to Cool-Off and get a new batch of misting nozzles to keep us cool through the hot months.
by ROBSEO December 27, 2018
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