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W.H. Jones

A human mattress that has a man whore in all fifty states and three countries. He also use parking lots of religious buildings for his sexual escapades and doesn’t like African Americans.
Wow W.H. Jones is a real whore and he’s racist!
by Thotcoptor43 August 27, 2021
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Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'

The yearning experienced by converts to Messianic Judaism during Catholic holidays in general, but more specifically, that during Christmas, while experiencing bum out at the traditional hybridized figure of Santa Claus, who bears attire traditionally worn more so by the Babylonian child-sacrifice high priest, Tammuz, during his traditional dying of eggs in baby blood with his mother Easter on Tammuz's birthday, December 25th.
It sure seems ironic that we have to explain each year in such detail that Sukkot means YeHoVaH's feast of tabernacles, when the Messiah was *actually* born, and that YeHoVaH specified His feasts as being for every generation of His people. Nobody ever really has a clue they are celebrating child abuse in its purest form at all these Easter egg hunts and Christmas parties. And then, on top of it, we even have to explain how YeHoVaH said not to be serving him according to foreign religious traditions. It's like people are referencing a deity they don't even really have a clue about when they say Christmas is a biblical holiday. I'm just Santa-Suck-It! Sukkot Jonesin'.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher December 24, 2022
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Thank you Dr. Jones

Phrase used to sarcastically acknowledge someone's contribution to a conversation or action that ultimately has little to no impact or relevance. Originating from the movie "Raiders of the Lost Ark," it refers to the overall premise of the film, where Indiana Jones's involvement does not significantly alter the outcome of events.
Person A: "I just read an interesting article about the latest advancements in renewable energy technologies."
Person B: "Oh, my cousin once visited a wind farm on vacation."
Person A: "Thank you Dr. Jones. Your fascinating family anecdotes truly elevate our understanding of renewable energy advancements."
by RuiningWords4u June 22, 2023
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J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."
Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.
by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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