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by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 31, 2011

Casual Sex Friday

the day of the week when you get blackout drunk and have sex with random strangers because you cant get pregnant.

please note: this does not make anyone a slut, cause when you cant remember it, it doesnt count!

Q-what are you doing tonight?
A-it casual sex friday what do you think

by founderofcasualsexfridays October 22, 2010

anal butt sex

funny term for "anal sex" or "butt sex". more often used for two guys rather than a guy and a girl

tate was sore after a long night of doing nothing but having anal butt sex with his partner

by jimmy and Lunchbox October 18, 2008

super sexy sex

The best thing in the world. I just did it like 500 times.

lets have super sexy sex.

by AJ Pugno March 31, 2017

gay butt sex

when gay ass niggas have butt sex in the ass

bro wtff?? you just had gay butt sex?? that's gay asf broo

by lemoniecreampie January 28, 2020

Sex Story

We all know why your here.. Remember to clear your history!

Sam and Jade got home from a date. Sam threw Jade on the bed and ripped his clothes off. Jade lifted up her dress. Sam jabbed his penis into Jade. Jade let out a load moan. Jade grabbed a dildo from her bed and shoved it in her ass. Sam kept going and fucking Jade as hard as he could. Sam’s penis was covered in cum. Sam pulled out. Jade started matsurbating. She shoved her middle finger in her vagina and wriggled it around. John grabbed his penis in an up and down motion. Over and over. Jade looked at the door to see one of her kids sitting there masturbating with cum everywhere. Jade started licking the floor for her 9 year old’s cum.

That was a very short sex story.

by J.K. Rowling of Sex Stories May 2, 2023

hairless sex dolphin

Noun.

Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.

Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin

Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin.

"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"

by Cowtocracy December 28, 2015