long white cock

A long white cock is synonymous to big black cock but differs in color and its shape is more slender, less abrasive to the female anatomy, hence the use of the word long instead of big. Used to describe a large penis without referring to the popularity of large african american penises.

Betty: "last night, Evan and I ..."
Veronica: "Was it a long white cock?"
Betty: "Absolutely, best thing ever."

by chocolatejam May 11, 2016

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.

dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!

by carleoj79 January 11, 2011

Locker Room Cock (LRC)

An 8+ inch cock, when soft, that will obviously blow away the competition in the locker room.

Elric and Brian were taking a shower with the varsity football team after practice, and when we whipped it out, someone yelled and pointed, "Damn!! You guys both have a Locker Room Cock (LRC)!"

by Dave Mitchells February 21, 2006

Anal Craving Cock Jockey

One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.

Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!

by B_Nastyyy July 5, 2009

Suck My Cock Gaywad

A hypocritical insult.

Person1: You're gay.

Person2: Suck my cock gaywad.

by vintx November 13, 2017

cock gobbling thunder cunt

an extremely slutty girl who loves to suck various cocks at one time and is also very promiscuous, often taking multiple various colored penises in her multiple bodily orifices at the same time.

"That fat bitch over there has to be a cock gobbling thunder cunt because she has four kids, each of a different color!"

by tyler stephen November 5, 2007

Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler

The rarest bird in the world very similar to the bald eagle and is commonly found in between a females legs.

Last night she showed me her Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler.

by TheAbuser January 27, 2010