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free friends

A different way of expressing 'friends with benefits' in a human-positive way!

Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok
Abby: Free friends? Like what does that mean-

Rachel (whispers): It means we fuck whenever the fuck we want to. 😉😜
by Dieg-J April 14, 2023
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steak fried rice

Fried rice that contains a steak flavor/ingredient.
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Fish Fried

When you are so high you feel like a fried fish out of water.
Damn, where did you get that bud from? I'm feeling fish fried.
by bobpei101 April 23, 2023
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Are Friends Electric?

It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals and S.U's
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
'Please sit down'
A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask
But Are Friends Electric?
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts and I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see it meant everything to me
by Death Menace May 5, 2023
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Kentucky Fried Penis

Kentucky Fried Penis is when the woman gets a man to agree to have sex with her to get the man's penis to fuck it to try and make it turn into a hotdog or smoked sausage.
Today my girlfriend wanted to have sex with me to make a Kentucky Fried Penis. She said let's get that raw Kentucky Fried Penis cooked in my human oven.
by Applebutter1991 May 13, 2023
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Kentucky fried brazilian butt plug

When you put a Kentucky Fried Chicken drumstick up your butt in the lobby of a KFC in Brazil, Indiana.
I paid that fat chick $50 bucks to give me a Kentucky Fried Brazilian Butt Plug
by borkanese May 21, 2023
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Ghost Friends

People who keep in regular contact but don’t have actually conversations.
We send each other memes everyday but I don’t know what’s going on in their life. I guess we’re Ghost Friends?
by godsgiantbuttcrack May 22, 2023
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