Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum
John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling
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Get the busted head mug.A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"
Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
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Get the Head mug.A term to describe someone who is obsessed with sandals; preferring sandals over sneakers; opposite of sneakerhead
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Get the sandal head mug.I think you are gonna have to put your head out of the stand!—Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)
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