off the air

Anything our friend Billy would say at any time, at any place. But our better friend, Alex, fortunately has never had an "off the air" experience, but wishes to take this moment to give some examples of Billy moments:
"No no, my watch is broken, but I can tell the time anyway."
--Off the air

"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air

"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air

"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air

"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air
by APW December 03, 2006
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Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign either is protesting the perfection wanted of people or physically urinating off said sign.
Man:”I went and got a drink.”
Man 2: “Oh no.”
Man: “Yeah I ended up Taking a piss off the Hollywood sign.”
Man 2: “Protesting?”
Man: “No... literally.”
by Actually It Is *insert thing* September 17, 2019
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drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there
My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets
by Nigger handles September 15, 2017
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Blow off

To perform oral sex to another person. Mostly likely to define commiting the act to a man.
Bro, Sofie just blew me off last night, she is an animal in bed.

Tammy is going to blow off Jack tomorrow, he's so lucky so much.
by BoofAsher420 January 18, 2019
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beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 March 11, 2014
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bringing humor to grief. to drop something sad in a way to make it delightful to others, or literally dropping a fish from a roof in a city with heavy foottraffic. Someone will pass that fish on a sidewalk and be confused but hopefully delighted.
I am done with dating fools, I gotta drop it like a fish off a roof.
by birthdayboiking May 27, 2021
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Smoke it off

Everyone goes through bullshit daily, best thing to do is roll up a fat J/Grab a fat Slob and smoke it off.
a way to forget the bullshit.
Steve: hey bro im having a bad day today, i dont have smoke
John: dont trip i have some dabss, lets smoke it off
by FioKioSio June 27, 2023
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