A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019
Get the Vertical Butt Weldmug. by 222ryan May 12, 2024
Get the butt splungemug. A term used for individuals from the coal region of Pennsylvania, notably Northumberland and Schuylkill counties. It comes from the local dialect where "Hey Bud" sounds like "Ho Butt." Ho Butts are known for having a love of off roading and heavy drinking.
by Aknut47 April 14, 2025
Get the Ho Buttmug. When you fart and your cheeks flap together making a clapping song/sound, you can also said when you had a really bad day
by WingwangTAN September 21, 2018
Get the Butt flappersmug. by annabelle_621 June 8, 2020
Get the mop buttmug. by Dr True Love September 30, 2022
Get the diuretic buttmug. *farts*
"Dude! Stop giving me the sass from your ass!"
"I'm sorry bro! I suffer from tarrets of the butt!"
"Dude! Stop giving me the sass from your ass!"
"I'm sorry bro! I suffer from tarrets of the butt!"
by Awkward May 26, 2014
Get the tarrets of the buttmug.