Baby-Refunder

Noun. A person who claims they would give up their baby for another child they find absolutely perfect.

Example 1: "Kendra is such a baby-refunder. Every time she sees little Freddie she says she would refund Jack to pay for Freddie."
Example 2: Julia was such a baby refunder, always saying she wishes her little boy was more like her neighbors kid.

by CokeHead June 26, 2014

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Baby

Synonyms: hot pocket, and my dearest
1. Your offspring
2. A nickname for a loved one
3. Something you stick in the microwave

Example

1. Ah shit I didn’t mean to have a baby
2. Oh baby I love you
3. Ew I don’t want that bitch, chuck it into the microwave

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Baby Flakes

Dried Semen

That guy I hooked up with got baby flakes all over my bed sheets!

by Anita Dyck July 4, 2024

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Baby Doodoo

Shawns Favorite Candy. As in referring blue shark gummies

"What do you want to get?" "Baby Doodoo"

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Piss Baby

A piss baby is a living thing who cries, and whines over stupid shit.
You could make a simple, harmless joke and they'll be there offended as fuck.

Jeremy: "Do I need to buy some diapers for the lil baby?🥺"
Jose: "THIS IS BULLYING, HARRASSMENT, HATE CRIME I AM GETTING MY LAWYER INVOLVED."
Jeremy: "Goddamn, it was a joke. Chill, piss baby."

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Kirby is a baby game

The last words that he said

Arthur: Kirby is a baby game

*gunshots*

Reporter: After 2 weeks Mr. Arthur was found dead on his home, some report hearing: "Kirby is a baby game" as his last words before hearing the gunshots

by anonymous Zelda fan. September 12, 2021

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