fuck off

A very polite and respectful way to end and/or convey your feelings to the another human being that you are having a conversation with.

Little Girl: Excuse me sir, can you help me I can't find my mommy :(

Man: Fuck off.

by I Smell Like Metal October 1, 2024

Nvm I jerked off

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity

- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off

- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me

by WillieDog February 17, 2025

Off the Heezay

A phrase to show someone is tweaking or geeked up

"During the party last night, Jake was totally off the heezay. He kept rambling about conspiracy theories and dancing wildly, completely oblivious to everyone else around him."

by riabnd June 11, 2024

Get Off The Bike

A way to tell your friend to knock it off, quit playing around and be for real.

“You know that’s not how it happened get off the bike”

“Aye don’t listen to him he’s biking”

“You can’t believe a word he says he stay on the bike”

by little miss tricycle August 6, 2022

hacked off

an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.

Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK

by ObamasLastName October 14, 2019

Sign-off monkey

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.

The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.

by JiyaRe December 29, 2019

diva off

is when a straight man and woman are having sex.

Laurel: “Do you wanna have a diva off later”

Bob: “what the hell does that mean”

by vavabeanz January 28, 2025